Having reread my Ajuga post I realised that I came close again to getting the bug with Fuchsias - it might be the little boy inside me (and you don't have to scratch more a nanometre to get down to it) that wants to pronounce it Fuch-See-AH - Hold tight!!! (and thank you scarey, ginger, smelly, bashful, dopey, beaky, mick and titch for that word misassociation that plays in my head - does anyone still say thumbs in- pardon - checks when they break wind apart from me mentally)... oh aye I forgot... Fuch-sia.
Didn't like them until I started to grow them - see a previous posting - and then when a couple of plants were successful last year then it's suddenly - gimme, gimme, gimme!!! more, more, more (How do you like it, how do you like it... Was Andrea True Connection really a transexual - and I know that connection wasn't part of her actual name?) What did people do before they were bombarded with the media to fill their brains with fluff? Probably they ran a constant commentary of bible associations or fairy tales quotes or folk tales quips through their heads - or maybe they actually had thought or maybe - and this is something I have heard espoused several times - people weren't conscious until relatively recently - I've heard of around 3000 BC as a likely date that human consciousness actually became conscious - push it back a bit and you get the supposed day of creation - maybe the date of creation was actually the date that humans became conscious - no I don't believe that either but can you imagine the ancient Egyptians wandering around with all the free-associations going off in their heads every time some one said "the Nile" - he's in denial, no he ain't he's fallen in the water... or Neanderthals having a head full of " mammoths, Mammoths - we ain't no mammoths - I don't have to show you any stinking mammoths!!!)
Fuchsias - so there are well over 1000 commercial varieties of fuchsias - there is no way I can even get close to a complete collection of fuchsias so I am thankfully already cured of any collection envy starting to pump there - but then there are hardy fuchsias - hardy for Scotland? hardy for Northern Scotland? Hardy for Aberdeenshire? Now there is a collection that is quite possible. Thumbing through the catalogues there aren't many commonly available hardy fuchsias for the UK - maybe two or three dozen - there's a possible collection. And for Tipperty I bet that doesn't extend to more than 24 or so... Hardy Fuchsia collection here I come... Delta Sarah is my favourite based purely on the photos of what it should look like (blue and white) - here is what it actually looked like in our tubs this year in September before I returned to sunnier climes - pregnant with the possibilities (and intertwined with a nice cambridge blue lobelia)

And this, gentle reader, is what I expected to see - or rather something similar to this - with different colours of course - yes I know I'm obsessed with colour - it's the painter in me - swoon, swoon.


And this, dear reader, - look away now if you can't take horror pictures - is what I saw (gulp) when I got back in last day of October after the frigging frost got to my preciousesesss.
SHRIEK! Shriiek!
The frigging frost destroyed all the flowers before any could open - so much for hardy. It was actually the frigging snow in October but that doesn't illerate as smoothly - fortunately I had moved the tender fuchsias into the greenhouse before I left mid September - precognition eh? - the half hardy or tender ones survived and continued to flower well into early november . But really this is the sort of thing I was truely expecting to see when I got back in November - a late summer bloom of delicate blossoms from my Delta Sarahs, my lady thumbs and my Dollar Princess. 




And now I realise that all my piccies of fuchsia look pretty similar - straight forward half face portraits from the side. Ummmm - David Bailey moment - note to self - stop the stream of consciousness crap and try editting your comments for a change and then try to photo fuchsias from a different angle.
And check your spelling before you post.
Anyhow - there are now maybe 8 or 9 different "hardy " varieties of fuchsia in the Frary Family F.......... Photo album (can't think of a word for garden that begins with F) but I need to see if Sarah recovers for next year before I can truly decide whether I can switch the adrenal gland on and go all out for a Hardy Fuchsia collection.

































